I hung around St. Petersburg,
When it was the bedsheet time for change,
Smoozed the czar and his ministers,
America screamed in vain,
My ratings tank,
I talk a load of wank,
While the media blitz raged,
And my policies stank,
Please to meet me,
Everyone knows my name, oh yeah,
But what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game. oh yeah,
(Woo woo, woo woo)
