“But ask yourselves; if read to the average American, would they know you were reading the Declaration of Independence?”
I think The Average American, if on Independence Day, heard or read many lines of flowery, archaic-sounding text about the country’s gripes against a foreign king, would at least think “gosh, this sounds like something written over two hundred years ago,” and deduce what document they’re hearing or reading.
I think the average reactionary basement-dwelling asshole Trump fan on Twitter is too eager to yell and scream about liberals to use their brain enough to make that deduction.
