Someone should follow the example of Korea here (dictator, tried, sentenced for his murders, imprisoned yet later pardoned) and make a statue he surely wants, but doesn’t expect, as soon as he’s sentenced.
It’s portable enough to make appearances at important protests, and protestors are encouraged do do whatever they wish to it. Passerby at least take their slippers off to give him a whack as they march.
The bars are part of the statue, but made low enough for his head to be easy access.
Oh, and the note says, “sorry you won’t be going golfing again!” (this because after his pardon he was tried again for defamation, letting many to hope he’d return to prison)
