Trump's dumbest son claims Barack Obama plagiarized him

Wow, there is so much ging on in that photo!

Discounting the fact that he is standing next to a dead elephant for a second, it is really hard to not look cool wearing safari gear standing on the savanna, yet he manages to look really dumb here, like a special needs kid on a school trip.

Next he is holding the tail of a elephant, why would you do that? That’s not the throphy part right? And who cut the tail off for him? He certainly didn’t do cut the tail himself, that tiny knife he is holding (exactly in the right spot to illustrate it as the penis extender it must obviously be for him) it’s to small and clean for that.

All these things together indicate to me that he roughly had the same amount of influence over the succesfull hunting of that elephant as a kid in a wild-west theme park has over successfully panning for fake gold nuggets. He maybe gets to pull the trigger and take some cool photo’s but no skill whatsoever is required from him. All he has to do is pay.

This of course makes the whole situation only sadder. The image he is presumably going for, of the though big-game hunters we saw in the beginning of the last century has not only been made “not done” and “uncool” because of conservation and ethical issues, he is also totally missing the mark on this tough adventurer image.

What an asshole…

Hold-on! I think I figured out why he’s holding up the elephants tail! It’s the perfect Trump thropy because It’s supposed to be hanging above a giant asshole!

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