Trump's Russia inquiry lawyer quits

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@GilbertWham

No, see, I’ve worked it out. It’s all my girlfriend’s doing, albeit inadvertently. For both Brexit and Trump’s election to the presidency, I slept in, and my girlfriend got up before me, thus observing the result first and collapsing the eigenstate into our current dark timeline. On noticing this, I ensured I woke up before her for Theresa May’s snap election, and the Tories majority was squandered. This explanation makes as much sense as any other, so I’m sticking with it.

I stayed awake all night on 1st May 1997. I’ll do it all again if we can have tory cabinet ministers losing their seats in the numbers they did back then.