Trump's Russia inquiry lawyer quits

[GulliverFoyle]

@FGD135

And that he already has America’s top ten lawyers fighting over who gets to replace Dowd.

President Dawg

@GilbertWham

No, see, I’ve worked it out. It’s all my girlfriend’s doing, albeit inadvertently. For both Brexit and Trump’s election to the presidency, I slept in, and my girlfriend got up before me, thus observing the result first and collapsing the eigenstate into our current dark timeline.

Shades of The Lathe of Heaven right there.