Older Cows:
This rock smells funny… AAAGGHHH! It moved!
No it didn’t, let me see. AAAGGHHH! It moved!
What are you looking at? AAAGGHHH! The rock, it moved!
Calf:
What are you guys doing?
Older Cow:
This rock, it moves by itself!
Calf:
Yeah right!
Ow! It bit me!
Older Cow:
Rocks don’t bite! OW! It bit me!
Run away!!! The rocks have mouths and they bite!
