Turtle vs. Herd of Cows

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/25/turtle-vs-herd-of-cows.html

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When did @beschizza get a trombone?

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So he played until the cows came home.

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“The rocks are alive! Tell everyone you know! They are alive! They have a consciousness!”

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Those cows were not amoosed.

I’ll get my coat…

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Looks like a snapping turtle. I would run away too.

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Maybe that turtle has a taste for beef, but realized that it was too slow to actually run a cow down, like in it’s dreams of being a turtlecheetah, so it staged this ambush.

Better luck next time, little turtle!

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He shall be our symbol of resistance; the vanguard of the herpletariat.

We will not be cowed.

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I think you could just walk.

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That’s not what the cow herd. :cow2::turtle:

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Well it’s weird enough that perhaps at last I’ve seen the answer to a question that has bugged me for years:

How DO you ork a cow?

(Misplaced hyphens can create as much confusion as misplaced commas.)

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Yup, that tail is a good indicator. Very dangerous critters.

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Some myths hold that turtle shells reveal the entire cosmos. If that’s true, it’s possible these bovines saw a future they didn’t like one bit!

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Older Cows:
This rock smells funny… AAAGGHHH! It moved!
No it didn’t, let me see. AAAGGHHH! It moved!
What are you looking at? AAAGGHHH! The rock, it moved!

Calf:
What are you guys doing?

Older Cow:
This rock, it moves by itself!

Calf:
Yeah right!
Ow! It bit me!

Older Cow:
Rocks don’t bite! OW! It bit me!
Run away!!! The rocks have mouths and they bite!

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