y’all go ahead and chase those twisters all over hell-and-gone, to your little hearts’ content. i’ll sit here and just watch the hurricanes as they come straight to me.
i can see a hurricane and follow that, in real time. tornadoes come from, like, nowhere!
hurricanes are very scary.
tornadoes are frikkin’ terrifying!
i’ll take my chances on this island over traipsing all over the midwest in active pursuit of the very type of storm that might make me incontinent with fear!
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