I ran this through Google Translate and this is what I came up with.
LYNX 1: Why can’t you get it through your thick head? We should have added support for images to our browsers twenty years ago! Look around you, man. We have about 0.001% share of the browser market.
LYNX 2: My grandfather built this company from nothing, and I won’t betray his vision! He wanted clean, accessible internet for the masses and that’s what I’m going to deliver. You won’t get a virus from using Lynx, and it won’t bloat your hard drive. We serve a particular niche audience and we serve them well.
LYNX 1: Niche audience? Do you hear yourself? Even blind people use Chrome now!
LYNX 2: Simplicity is making a comeback! The fastest growing segment of the word processing market is dead simple, distraction-free, text-only stuff.
LYNX 1: Which people use once and then go back to Microsoft Word when it turns out they need something more than one step up from pen and paper! This is so frustrating! AHHHHHHHH!
LYNX 2: AHHHHHHHHH!!