At this point… are we sure the whole thing wasn’t performance art? I just… I don’t know if I can tell anymore.
Okay, sure, it’s probably not and now the Montana Border Patrol is actually stopping anyone who is off-white and pronounces “quesadillas” correctly. Because why not? If they get that far they must be headed for Canada and we can’t have that. If they get into Canada, we can’t deport them back to Mexico where they belong, and Trump will be sad. Nobody likes a sad Trump.
Arrrgh.
