Two workers fall into a vat of chocolate at Mars Wrigley's factory

[Shuck]

@HappyHead

The workers didn’t fall into a vat of chocolate, they fell into an empty vat they were supposed to be cleaning, without any proper training.

Which thankfully makes the story a lot less horrific. As if it had chocolate in it, the story would be less, “ha ha, accidental frolic in chocolate river” and more “two workers suffer horrible burns after hours in molten chocolate.”