Two-year-old solves the classic trolley problem by killing everyone

I like his patently insincere “uh-oh!” at the end. Even at his tender age, some part of his brain realizes that he’s going to have to control the narrative going forward from this debacle.

Uh-oh! Clearly this was a tragic and unforeseeable accident. Nothing more could have been done to prevent this regrettable occurrence. I sawwy! No further questions.”

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