I bear1 no ill will towards weasels. They are fine creatures, and even when they’re being slippery little bastards, they’re still fundamentally being true to their own natures. What troubles me is finding the same properties that make weasels so good at being weasels so aptly embodied in the behaviors of my fellow humans who, frankly, should know better. 
Fun fact: when I was a kid, my parents bred and raised ferrets, so I have some passing familiarity with the general type, even if ferrets aren’t quite the same thing as weasels. They’re not very smart, but they can make fun and delightful pets. And the sounds they make are nothing like what you’d expect (I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that!).
[1] dammit, I had to look up the difference between bear and bare.
