UK awards knighthood to girlfriend-beating cricketer who complained he'd have to black up to get the honor

[beep54orama]

@Brainspore

I think the queen ought to use that sword to behead one

Actually, I think the Queen could do that with impunity. It wouldn’t look good, mind. And it might stain her hat and dress. But other than that, there’s fuck all anything anyone could do to her.