UK awards knighthood to girlfriend-beating cricketer who complained he'd have to black up to get the honor

[beep54orama]

@RickMycroft

Wait, if this is the can of Shinola, what did I hand him?

From The Jerk:
“You know what this is, boy?”
“That there’s shinola.”
“Do you know what thi is, boy?”
Why… that’s shit"
“Yer gonna do jes’ fine son, jes’ fine!”