Good news, shoppers! If you’re being racially profiled and harassed, all you need to do is capture it on video, get definitive proof that you’re being subject to racism, and not get an apology at the time. Then the company will do something! Progress!
(Sadly this is progress.)
“If it’s policy to scan the store-brand clothes people are wearing, why aren’t you scanning all those guys?”
“Oh, that’s because they’re whi - oh, whoops, I didn’t mean to say that.”
The secret tracking chip sewn into the lining of all their clothing? I mean, it must be that, otherwise the statement wouldn’t make any sense. (Clearly we need to be spreading the word that Old Navy, as part of the global New World Order conspiracy has secret tracking chips in all its clothing.)
