Unlicensed lemonade stands will soon be legal in New Hampshire and Illinois

They make the law sound so wholesome, but as I’m sure you’re very familiar with, in NH lemonade stands (and the kids running them) are used as a tool by Free State agitators to provoke the cops into shutting them down while someone films it and shouts “Kids can’t set up a lemonade stand anymore? Government oppression!” It’s like those jagoffs who wear a baseball cap to their parking ticket hearing just so they can “exercise their rights” when the judge asks them to remove their hat in a courtroom. And when they get dragged away for contempt of court, they’ve got a friend there with a camera to chronicle the manufactured spectacle.

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