Urban Outfitters' 'Navajo Hipster Panty' lawsuit still ongoing

The same print on your panties,
Gives you the advantage,
Of knowin’ which ones are your own,
It saves gettin’ ornery,
When you do the laundry,
And findin’ your panties have roamed,
For you’ll find out your room mates,
Will turn out such ingrates,
When you point out that their stash has grown,
So cover your butt cheeks,
In the same checks all week,
And keeeeep all your panties yer owwwwwnnnnnnn

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