Much like the old joke about the flood coming. A guy sits on his porch as the neighbours pack up the car and invite him along as the town is evacuated.
“No thanks, I trust God to save me.”
The waters rise and flood the streets. He watches through an open upstairs window as a boat goes by and offers him a lift.
“No thanks, I trust God to save me.”
A few hours later, he’s hunched on the rooftop of his nearly-submerged house, and a helicopter lowers a rope ladder.
“No thanks, I trust God to save me.”
Then he drowns.
A bit later when he’s meeting God, he asks why he wasn’t saved, and God says
“I sent a car, a boat, and a helicopter. What more did you want?”
