Cool. I have some money in a Vanguard fund. As that makes me an even bigger deal than Elon Musk, I will henceforth be expecting billionaire-style deference on the internet.
In practice what that means is that I need about 30% of you to be absolutely nutballs devoted to me. Like, if I fart, I need you preemptively telling the world how great it smells. Anyone can be one of my psychotic fans but middle-aged dudes with just a little too much disposable income for their own good to the front of the line. The rest of you pedo guys I’ll see in court!
