L: “Who is a bad kitty?”
C: “Meow”
L: “That’s right, you’re a bad kitty. Bad kitty is going to get an enema because he’s so bad.”
C: “Meeyowrl.”
G: “What’s going on in here?”
L: “Uh, we’re, uh, rehearsing for a training video. Yeah, you know how to handle an aggressive cat.”
G: “Oh, ok, I look forward to seeing it.”
(Best fake out since Monster’s Inc. “Put thing back where it came from, or so help me…”)
