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Hattori Hanzo: What brings you to Okinawa?

The Bride: I’m here to see a man.

Hattori Hanzo: Oh yeah? You have a friend living in Okinawa?

The Bride: Not quite.

Hattori Hanzo: Not a friend?

The Bride: I’ve never met him.

Hattori Hanzo: Never? Who is he, may I ask?

The Bride: Hattori Hanzo.

Hattori Hanzo: [Serious, switches to Japanese] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?

The Bride: [Japanese] I need Japanese steel.

Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Why do you need Japanese steel?

The Bride: [Japanese] I have tomatoes to slice.

Hattori Hanzo: [English] You must have big tomatoes if you need Hattori Hanzo’s steel.

The Bride: [English] … Huge.

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