I don’t go to the Oscars. I haven’t worked on a feature since 1992, the last feature I worked on was Encino Man, and the only other one was Sleepwalkers. The only Oscar in the house is inherited, and it’s likely to stay that way, so I don’t expect an invite to the Dolby Theater anytime soon.
Hell, I barely got to go to the Emmys. And I was a light clapper even then. Seriously, it hurts.
