Vintage electron-related ads

It’s the glasses on the microscope that crack me up…I can see the ad men arguing:

“Let’s just have these scientific paragons marvel at this wondrous example of tech…that’s enough.”

“It looks like a giant metal cock and balls for Chrissake…humanize it, what the hell do I pay you for?”

“Uhh…glasses?”

“Perfect Peterson…I see big things in your future.”