For Donald so loved the currency of the United States that he stepped away from his failing business empire to become King, that whosoever voteth for him shall not perish and shall be great again, for he had seen that there are many fine people on both sides, and money to be made from them all, and it would be rewarding, if not strictly legal.
- Donald John 3:16
The Xtian faithful are working up a new version of the Bible that will incorporate all the morally dubious stuff they support under one big tent.
