I know you will never stop whiz-bangin. 
But my 20th century light switch can do all that, except I do have to get out of bed. Then again, if I’m that determined to stay in bed, then I don’t want the lights on.
I also don’t have to program it, debug it, reboot it, call Bangalore for tech support, or worry it’s handing out my wifi password. All I have to do is push up with one finger. I am a troglodyte.
