Watch a tornado flatten a Starbucks in seconds

[PhasmaFelis]

@Grey_Devil

That’s a vortex of nope. I couldn’t live in an area with tornadoes can be a thing… technically it’s possible in the Austin area. We got a few tornado warnings early in the year but nothing came of it beyond the usual bad weather.

But what will save you from the cultural vortex that is Texas?

(I kid, I’m from Kentucky. Even you guys get more respect than we do. Someone honestly asked me if people in Kentucky wear shoes.)