I’m looking for a man who
Knows how to say “make me a sandwich.”
Like his turkey with plenty of “white meat,” if you know what I mean.
Whose internet search history is a secret, but probably has the word ‘cuck’ in it.
isn’t afraid to tell me what I think.
knows, “my body, his choice.”
Has 88 tattooed on his chest.
Won’t say where he was on January 6.
Calls me “mother.”
Will never build a wall between us. Oh . . .
Wants his slippers ready when he gets home.
Thinks Handmaid’s Tale is a documentary of the Golden Age.
