My first choice would be a stay on Riker’s Island.
Afterwards, a period of house arrest at Mar-A-Lardo:
Confined to his bedroom, windows blacked out. Orange coveralls for a wardrobe.
No phone, except for one call for 5 minutes/week. Same goes for visitors.
No computer or internet.
TV is set on the Weather Channel 24/7. Can’t be turned off, volume can’t be adjusted.
The menu is courtesy of Sheriff Joe… Prison Loaf & Water.
