A friend of mine found his kid was running an astonishingly successful drug-selling operation out of the family basement. (My friend said, in shock, “You should have seen his Yelp reviews.”) In an attempt to set the kid on the righteous path, his parents confiscated his stock and dug it into the compost heap. The next day the kid was out there with a sieve. I feel bad for my friend, who is the straightest arrow that ever lived, and he is convinced his kid is turning into Tony Montana.
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