Yeah, they’re dicks. For the record, I love Lucas’s work, both his successes and his failures. I especially love THX 1138 and American Graffiti (Star Wars and Indiana Jones are good too, of course).
One thing I’ve always wondered is: who actually buys autographs? They seem like the most boring form of memorabilia.
Also, is that a TARDIS in the background, or just a portable toilet?