Ooo, let me guess:
- Shit for brains?
- Dumb ass?
- Fucking moron?
- Dickless wonder?
And that was before first bell on the first day of eighth grade. I could go on, but I’m sure the middle school kids all continued for the rest of the school year, and frankly I don’t have that kind of time.
Or did you have a more specific epithet in mind?