“Gimmie all your money! You better hurry up before I spiral into violence! Hand it over nice and easy so I don’t fumble it. I should pistol whip you for being slow, but this time I will let it pass. Hurry up and sack up the money! After this I am going to run deep into the night and they will never catch me! I’m sure you want to kick me end over end and punt me out of here, but I ain’t leaving with out the money! Man, how much are your Swisher Sweets? Talk about a price hike! Hurry before the cops come and tackle me. And make sure you get all of it, I don’t want to be running back here for the rest. Wait, I shouldn’t leave you with nothing, here is a quarter back. Stay behind the counter! I don’t want to find you offsides! Don’t you try to touch me, I’m not down with that! This is a lot of money, I was worried I’d leave here deflated! Go Chiefs!”
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