Watch this doggo pilfer his neighbor's porch when he finds the treasure of all treasures

[anon3072533]

@HappyHead

When one of my mother’s friends was visiting for lunch, she made the mistake of holding her sandwich in her hand while doing the “talking with your hands” thing - and as the sandwich waved over her shoulder, half of it vanished down our dog’s throat.

That almost happened to me! I was a young child, sitting at the kitchen table eating a bologna sandwich, and I must have been waving it around, because the family dog jumped up and took it out of my hand—but I got down on the floor and wrestled her for it, and I got it back! It became one of those family stories that was brought up again and again over the years