I was thinking the same thing!
I think the Santos-Noem ticket has a lot going for it.
Tired of boring, paint-by-the-numbers government? Well, Santos-Noem is for you! On Monday, you might be greeted by Santos in drag, on Tuesday he’ll be three kids in a trenchcoat, and Wednesday he’ll be fine, upstanding citizen Bill Witherstard, all while Noem is out back, “talking to world leaders” (actually just posting memes on Reddit and Digg).
Santos and Noem. Two names you can almost pronounce correctly trust!
