Ah ha ha!
A shiny shiny 2019 black Audi SUV cut me off on my drive home.
I was in my 2005 Honda doing the speed limit on a one-lane construction-in-progress highway. Dude passed me on the left amid the traffic cones. In Texas, that’s several kinds of illegal. I stared at the car as it passed me and the passenger (a woman) wrinkled her nose at me like she could smell me through her closed window. Lovely.