Westboro Baptist Church declares "Hawaii is going to be utterly destroyed,"predicts vague judgment day

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@DukeTrout

Current prediction for sea level rise for Hawaii is up to 5 feet by 2100.

Of course that number is due more to scientists being uncomfortable predicting further in the future, not because they think sea level rise will suddenly stop in 2100. If all humans suddenly died and stopped emitting CO2, most of that sea level rise would still happen because much of it is due to the amount temperatures have already risen. It just takes a while for all that ice to melt.

@catsidhe

Don’t think of it as “owning real estate”, think of it as “surfing on tectonic plates”.

We’ll sell you a plot in Doggerland.
Doggerland - Wikipedia