What are the chances of everyone on earth blinking at the exact same time?

Let’s say a group of scientists wanted to test a theory about everyone blinking together.

They publicize it, pick a date in the future like August 12th and ask everyone around the world to blink at the same time.

I figure 10 seconds after the first discussion of the experiment Marge and the maga wackadoodles start warning everyone to keep their eyes closed the entire day so the democrats can’t hypnotized them to all vote for Biden.

No wait, that’s what they want, they want everyone to close their eyes so they can change everyone’s gender.

So keep your eyes open but don’t blink because getting you to blink is the first step in controlling you.

Oh, and masks don’t work and the election was stolen.

Or something like that.

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