'What do you think happens when we die, Keanu Reeves?'

[Garymon]

@Papasan

I tell my Dear Wife to flush my ashes down the toilet, so every time she uses the ladies room she’ll remember me.

My father’s wife recently passed away. When he went to go pick up her ashes, he found she had picked the cheapest possible box option. A cardboard box with her name on a sticker. He decided to spring for an upgrade to a wood box with her name engraved. As Keanu knows, the box isn’t really for her anyway.