What happens if you are swallowed by a whale?

Stopped when dude took to reading out 27,000 as “twenty-seven hundred” and kept on throwing meaningless but nonetheless HYOOGE numbers at me (that’s more than AYT HONDRID MEEELLION calories).

I’d want to add “there’s something fishy here” but, you know, ACKSHELLY—not fishes but mammals!