If this was really shot on an iPhone, it would be in selfie mode and be like, “What up, chat! It’s your boy, S-Dog! I’m here at the all new Jurassic Park. Bro, no cap, I’m telling you they got live dinosaurs here. What? Look at this thing. Omg, it has to be like 2 school busses tall! And yo, chat, you will not believe how big their poop is. Or maybe it was my boy Malcolm after Taco Bell!”
“Is that child recording me?”
“And yoooo. If you come at feeding time, they feed the T-Rex live goats! R I P, you were the GOAT at being food. Anyway, chat, we’re going to go in and feed the baby dinosaurs. Don’t forget to smash that like button and hit subscribe!”
