But for your 300k you get a lot of different stuff in each of these places. In Boston you get a “hawribble” accent and access to the Boston working class (hawribble). In Worcester, you get Worcester, also hawribble, and a city unpronounceable outside Mass. In Springfield you get unemployment, and a lot of ( A LOT) of drugs! At the New York border, you get to leave.
All for only $300,000!
