Here’s a joke for Mr. Pants:
A doctor, a priest, and a lawyer are in a boat surrounded by sharks. There’s a nearby shore but only the lawyer is able to go in the water and pull the boat. When they reach the shore the priest and doctor ask, “Why didn’t the sharks harm you?” The lawyer says, “Professional courtesy.”
And now the punchline: sharks are scary but what would the ocean be without 'em?
