What's the difference between a small and large beer at Applebee's?

[DukeTrout]

@fnordius

And I hear in Cologne they drink beer in test tube sized glasses, but I cannot verify one way or the other.

I’ll volunteer to measure the Kolsch! Hmmm, statistically speaking, I will need to test at least 10, and do so over multiple days…to account for varying atmospheric pressure and such…