What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?


#138

So the whistle calls racists to you, or the actual whistle is racist?


#139

OMG HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK SUCH A THING!


#140

Let’s think about it for a second. A “racist dog whistle” is a utterance used by persons who wish to consort with other racists, without alerting the larger community that those persons do wish to consort with racists, and are probably racist themselves.

SO…


#141

it’s a whistle for racist dogs.


#142

Yep, “racist” as a search term delivered.


#143

What the i dont even.


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#144

Sometimes those squirrels get tense.


#145

You don’t massage your squirrels?

How else do you milk them?


#146

@themanagement new slogan for the Weekend of Wonder: How do you milk your squirrel.

My work is done.


#147

b-but, are the squirrels racist?


#148

The grey ones are.


#149

And they are just plain bad people. And by people I mean squirrels.

I am not a squirrel person, and do not under any circumstance try to milk me.


#150

Only if you whistle.


#151

you know how to whistle, don’t you?


#152

#153

Wait a sec. Responsible American Citizen Independent Sovereign Taxpayer?. I thought the whole point of declaring oneself a Sovereign Citizen was to get out of paying taxes.


#154

You’re totally downloading six things at once in your phone, aren’t you?


#155

Isn’t it a beautiful mug?


#156

What could I do with 100,000 racist doll-babies? PER MONTHS.


#157