What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?


So the whistle calls racists to you, or the actual whistle is racist?




Let’s think about it for a second. A “racist dog whistle” is a utterance used by persons who wish to consort with other racists, without alerting the larger community that those persons do wish to consort with racists, and are probably racist themselves.



it’s a whistle for racist dogs.


Yep, “racist” as a search term delivered.


What the i dont even.

:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:

Sometimes those squirrels get tense.


You don’t massage your squirrels?

How else do you milk them?


@themanagement new slogan for the Weekend of Wonder: How do you milk your squirrel.

My work is done.


b-but, are the squirrels racist?


The grey ones are.


And they are just plain bad people. And by people I mean squirrels.

I am not a squirrel person, and do not under any circumstance try to milk me.


Only if you whistle.


you know how to whistle, don’t you?



Wait a sec. Responsible American Citizen Independent Sovereign Taxpayer?. I thought the whole point of declaring oneself a Sovereign Citizen was to get out of paying taxes.


You’re totally downloading six things at once in your phone, aren’t you?


Isn’t it a beautiful mug?


What could I do with 100,000 racist doll-babies? PER MONTHS.