What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?


#164

This is where the party ends
I can’t stand here listening to you
And your racist doll-baby
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite talking to you
And your racist doll-baby

It was the loveliest party that I’ve ever attended
If anything was broken I’m sure it could be mended
My head can’t tolerate this bobbing and pretending
Listen to some baby-head and the madness that it’s saying


#165

I cannot afford to buy any racist doll-babies because I earn

Minimum WAAAAGE

hhh-YAHH!


#166

Finally, something that I don’t have to buy in bulk…

Celebrity Silicone Wax Figure Movie Star Figure Michael Jordon - Buy Wax Figure,Waxwork,Statue Product on Alibaba.com

Although, Phelps is probably a bit more weird…


Celebrity Silicone Wax Figure Sports Star Figure Phelps - Buy Wax Figure,Waxwork,Statue Product on Alibaba.com

???
Celebrity Silicone Wax Figure Movie Star Figure Black Security - Buy Wax Figure,Waxwork,Statue Product on Alibaba.com


#167

So, these exist.


#168

You can buy a whole fucking roller coaster!

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/hot-Amusement-park-rides-the-4_60415591250.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.4IkPR2


#169

Holy crap! I live on five acres of land, I wonder if that is enough for installation? Of course, I bet there are county regulations about it…

And it’s a million or two, so it’s not like I can afford that…


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#170

You can also buy an authentic* dinosaur fossil:

* 100% fiberglass


#171

You need power for that?

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#172

We should start a BB pool for it.

The Boingboingland amusement park won’t be any good without at least a 4 loop rollercoaster.

I mean, yeah, the “Everything has DRM” exhibit will be pretty cool, and I’m looking forward to the wax animatronic Donald Trump vs Abraham Lincoln hourly show, but c’mon… roller coaster!


#173

I’m pretty sure that this is not a recommended use of IPL. I don’t think that machine would be powerful enough anyway.

I know that they’re actually talking about pre-operative hair removal for trans women. It’s still a funny bad translation.


#174

If anyone needs to figure out the Baptists using a lizard, I found just the thing:
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Lizard-Dissection-of-the-Baptist-system_289705751.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.uAqqfa&s=p


#175

The “Just Look At It” dark ride, sponsored by Chiquita, is particularly popular.


#176

I wasn’t able to find the big dinosaur at Aliexpress (where you can actually and easily buy stuff), but I did find this:

They also have some resin Tyrannosaurus skulls, but none were life size, which is what I need for my office.


#177

Automatic Mucus filling machine


#178

There’s a ton of really weird shit in this thread, but you just won it in my book.

So gross.


#179

That was me, with allergies, last week.


#180

Okay, off to find more rides for boingland. (Pronounced boyn-gland)

https://m.alibaba.com/product/60475538469/Professional-Manufacturer-of-Huge-112m-Ferris.html?s=p

Ferris wheel

Water slide

https://m.alibaba.com/product/2017596670/Big-fiberglass-water-slide-for-sale.html?s=p

$220/meter.


#181

Perfect for bottling my Slurm…


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#182

Boyn-gland. “What needs to go / What would you put in the BB theme park” game?


#183

Talk about your dog whistle politics.