What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?


#191

#Weird Red High-heel Floor Lamp with Red Rose Lampshade ML2042

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Weird-Red-High-heel-Floor-Lamp_831345409.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.vVL3rl

The modern fixture is made of high quality resin, it is a popular, modern
and noble art, this top class luminaire is very suit for house
decoration.


#192

a related product you might be interested in:

#Modern Big Horse Lamp Decorative Floor Lamp ML-2001

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Modern-Big-Horse-Lamp-Decorative-Floor_1326452851.html

Application: Home, lobby, coffee shop, villa, hotel, shopping mall, hotel corridor, etc.


#193

I’ll be d**ned - just about anything returns a search result:

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Handmade-Famous-Celebrity-portrait-pop-art_1358218385.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.5ZHPl9

They do make a wide variety of handmade famous celebrity pop art paintings on canvas:


#195

That’s not a lamp, it’s a major award!


#196

will they translate “Fra-geeeee-lay” from Italian into Cantonese on the outside of the shipping crate?


#197

Positive proof of medieval china’s technological superiority


:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:
#198


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#200

Did I get your attention?


#201

http://m.alibaba.com/offer/products/hair%20brazilian.html

There are a LOT of options on there for bulk human hair


#202

had to be done.


#203
  • = plausible deniability.

#204

Christ, I don’t think the seller could possibly understand the implied source of used shoes from the Netherlands.


#205

Nuclear Reactor Control Materials.

It’s not like WE’RE endangering anyone - that’s what terrorists do

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Gadolinium-Oxide-nuclear-reactor-control-materials_60226458028.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.tIDeNd&s=p

Holy fuck.


#206

Nuclear Reactor Control Materials.

none of the usual sources mention this application, though it is used in radiology as a contrast agent. If it is used as a moderator in reactors, you needn’t worry. It’s the fuel that’s “dangerous in the wrong hands.”


#207

Yeah, but the point being if you advertised “Nuclear Reactor Control Materials” for sale in the UK / USA, you’d have some very interesting people to talk to in about 35 seconds. Unregulated!


#208

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/HOT-SALE-10g-NUCLEAR-BOMB-potpourri_1268536657/showimage.html


herbal incense sounds amazing.


#209

Would you like to drink some uranium?

They seem to have had a typo for citrus aurantium, which they claim is for “lowering cholesterol” though it’s an herbal Phen-Fen-type stimulant.


#210

That stuff is fucking evil.


#211

Honestly, I thought it was a euphemism for straight weed.