If you think that’s annoying, wait until you actually sign up for the email newsletter (because hey, I actually kind of like this site and might want to read more), receive the email newsletter and think hmmm, this article looks interesting, I think I’ll click through and read it, so you do, but before you can read anything there’s a modal pop-up prompting you to sign up for their email newsletter, which is in fact the very same email newsletter you’re already subscribed to and which you. just. came. from. so in a fit of pique you close the browser without reading the article, go back to your email and unsubscribe from their newsletter (that’ll show 'em), add their domain to your email blacklist and hosts file so that you won’t ever even accidentally have anything to do with the evil bastards who run that site, but you’re still angry an unsatisfied so you hurl your phone through the glass of your front window, where it will land in the street to be run over by cars (and even big trucks, if you’re lucky!), then you grab your desktop display, raise it high over your head, and then SMASH it on the floor, following that immediately with a well-placed ninja-kick to your tower (ki-YAH!), and the next thing you know you’re in your backyard with a can of lighter fluid in one hand, reflexively flicking your Bic with the other, as you watch the flames consume your laptop and try not to choke on the toxic fumes, and that’s when you decide to rage-quit the internet because F*CK ALL THIS MODAL POP-UP BULLSHIT!!!1!
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