Which of the "big 5" tech giants would you drop first? Rank them and see where you fit in

Is that what I did? Really? And I thought I was indicating my preference to skip tech articles without objectivity or for that matter assertions based entirely on opinion. But there is one universal truth that still holds up, speak badly about Apple and you will almost certainly get fanbois coming out of the woodwork to inject some hyperbolic misrepresentation in order to silence dissent. Sometimes they even have the backing of the very forum on which you might comment.